My research-creation thesis is not about the internet itself. It is about the way we frame and understand that network. It is, more specifically about its narratives: metaphors and discourses that are developed and engineered by internet stakeholders in order to reinforce their position and, ultimately, gain control of our data. Starting from the ubiquitous metaphor of the internet cloud that depicts the internet as a non-tangible and harmless object we observe from far, my thesis triangulates between three sub-discourses emerging from this narrative. These are the illusion that our internet processes are 1) atemporal, 2) neutral and 3) immaterial. As a research-creation thesis, it moreover inquires into these beliefs by engaging with a specific technology that I argue as foundational for deconstructing these narratives: the dial-up modem that was used during the early internet era to create an internet connection. Contextualising this technology inside a web of artistic, theoretical and methodological references, my thesis guides the reader through four design projects where these analog modems are used in a critical and speculative way. In opposition to the way internet processes are crafted by engineers as purely operational, optimized and seamless, these projects serve as a way to reflect on the internet’s materiality and embodied discourses. Moreover, they serve as frameworks to make explicit the temporal, political and material characteristics of the infrastructure.